I have been wracking our brains lately, wondering where the previously ubiquitous Lindsay Lohan has been hiding during all these terrible days and nights.
While the world seems to crumble before our eyes–the Mideast is exploding with violence and death, the Russian Bear is once again on the march, doctors are catching Ebola from patients in Africa and on and on...where is the girl everyone seems to love to hate and love and hate and love?
Lindsay, please let us know what you think about the on-going crisis in this country and that country. We need to hear your opinions again, because, frankly, we no longer trust CNN and Fox to give us the fair and balanced view of things. And lets face it, we’re tired of all the grit and gore. We long for the good old days when “news” consisted of nothing more devastating than your comings and goings–and also the comings and goings of your great contemporaries, the Kardashians and the Hiltons. Come to think of it, all this international news has pretty much pushed the Kardashians to the back pages, too.
Please ladies (and the gentlemen who stand behind you), come back to the front pages and the nightly news broadcasts, and the pages of our favorite blogs. We won’t put you down anymore or call you vapid and meaningless. These headlines are giving us a headache, ladies. We need you now. Please, it’s a matter of international consequence...
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