The biggest guessing game in Washington and New York today is not how many years the collective members of the corrupt Trump administration may end up with when the dust of corruption investigations all settle, but rather who is the author of the explosive New York Times Op-Ed that appeared in today's paper, setting politico mouths wagging and ordinary folks running for their dictionaries.
In the short wake of news that Watergate hero journalist, Bob Woodward was about to unleash the most devastating book to hit the Trump administration since...ever...the New York Times piece smacked the White House with all the strength of a very well calculated tsunami, sending dozens of WH staffers and hangers-on scrambling to get their personally written denials into the president's hands before the Accuser-in-Chief could start tweating his own dark suspicions.
I've been thinking a lot about the possible identity of this sordid White House whodunnit and I've come up with a name. It may not turn out to be the right name, but I think, all things considered, it's a pretty fair reach.
The last few hours have presented any number of possible culprits, from Vice President Mike Pence (too obvious) to WH lawyer Don McGhan (he's been in the headlines enough, without
this) to Director of National Intelligence Dan Coates (too obvious) to WH Chief of Staff John Kelly (way too obvious). The list goes on, up, down, sideways and through a confusing prism of possibility.
But one name is glaringly absent from the speculation and I think it may just be the one that, finally, we'll all come to view as most obvious of all: WH chief advisor, Kellyanne Conway.
Yes, THAT Kellyanne Conway, the loyal Republican ragamuffin who has been by Trump's side since the very beginning, the same Kellyanne who had as much to do as anyone, with pulling off the biggest election day upset since Truman crushed Dewey.
THAT Kellyanne Conway.
I can hear the moans of disturbed shock and vicious head snapping. NO WAY IN THIS WORLD. Not loyal-to-a-repulsive measure Kellyanne Conway. But, as WH Press Secretary Sarah would say, "Look..."
Kellyanne Conway knows the ins and outs of White House politics better than
anyone within miles of the Beltway. She's been around forever, playing a number of key roles for a variety of Republican politicians. Her success record is enviable. And of course, there's that little crowning achievement of the 2016 election. She's seen it all, she knows it all, and she's smart enough to know where it's all going. Additionally, she's just savvy enough to know the speech patterns of the big WH players, so that certain choice words (which she does not use) like "lodestar", (which Mike Pence DOES use) are sprinkled throughout of the piece to push off those nasty journalists and WH insiders who so desperately want to out the author.
Kellyanne was interviewed on Fox about the Times piece yesterday, and she was admirably coy, which is a fair description of her most valued talent. Know the Spin, enjoy the seat on the Throne. Kellyanne would just laugh away any accusation that she was the author of this "treasonous piece," as Trump quickly called it, but the eyes reveal everything and if you look at her countenance through the Fox appearance you might pick up a few clues. For one thing, she never denies authorship.
Then, there's the matter of Kellyanne's husband, George. George Conway, a conservative Washington Lawyer, has made a peculiar mark for himself by being one of Trump's fiercest agonists, and he capped off his place in the peanut gallery Pantheon by tweating about the Times piece moments after it was announced. Talk about putting the shiv in the rotting corpse. There has been a lot of discussion about the strange dynamic behind this Washington Power Couple and it is not altogether unreasonable to think that George is beginning to have some influence over his more famous partner.
Lastly, if you look closely at the Times piece you may find, as I did, that there is a certain gentle, even elegant form to the prose. It's impassioned, well considered, and cogently presented. It's the kind of piece someone who has been around for a very long time--someone who knows what they're talking about--might commit to paper.
Someone like Kellyanne Conway.